Let's clear this up!

Ok, some people on the web seem to take things a little too seriously! All this U-Boat stuff, be it here or on another humorous site, is purely for entertainment purposes and for letting off a little steam!

I think that those who have been victimized by U-Boat are entitled to a little humor after all the stress and annoyance she has caused. And pardon me, but I find her stupidity hilarious! Yes, she is a great source of entertainment, just like George Bush was! You pick out the stupid remarks and actions and play on them humorously!

Some have gone as far as saying that these type of blogs and other things like twitterings are offensive to the mentally ill. Ok, seriously?? I am in no way mocking a serious issue such as mental illness. And you can say I am all you want, but I doubt that the ones saying this even have any first hand personal knowledge of what a mental illness really is. What hell it can be, and what the term really means.

I will now come out and say to you all, yes! I have a mental illness! I am not afraid to admit it. Ignoring it is what makes it worse!

I have been suffering with massive depression, panic attacks, and so on for years. To the point that I wanted to end my life a long while back. I spent over 3 months bed ridden, not being able to do anything. I missed out on 3 moths of my precious daughters life!

Every day was hell and terrifying. I was in and out of the hospital countless times because I thought I was dying! It is a scary thing to not be in control of yourself fighting something you can't see, but only feel. Having people around you saying it's not real, and that you are "imagining" it etc... It is a constant struggle every day to overcome the fear and try to cope.

But I have addressed my illness, and tackled it head on! I have had years of therapy, take medication and more to gain control of myself. To become who I used to be before this hell took over my life.

I have come to accept that I have a mental illness. It is not something I will ever be ashamed of, because it is a part of who I am now. I have more good days than bad, and I enjoy every day to it's fullest!

I never know when I'll have an attack, but if I do I am now more equipped to deal with them, and I don't fight them now. I accept them as momentary interruptions in my life. I still have a long way to go to be 100% back to who I once was, but maybe this is who I am meant to be now? Only time will tell.

So to those thinking this site is here to mock the mental ill, please go do your political correctness policing somewhere else. I already know what it is all about, and if anyone fully gets what mental illness is, it is me!

U-Boat needs help, yes I think we can all agree on that! But anger, hate, and revenge is NOT a mental illness. That is her vengeful and hateful personality. She is consumed by hate and the goal of ruining others lives because she feels inadequate. She needs a psychologist to address these issues with, but it is not a mental illness! If she indeed has one, then again, she needs to address it herself with the appropriate professionals. And I seriously hope that she does seek help! There is no weakness in admitting you have a problem. In fact it is probably the hardest and most terrifying thing to do. But doing it shows your strength as a person, and your desire to get better.

So that's my story, and that's why this site exists. Not to mock a mental illness, but to mock the stupidity of a woman who has gone too far in her personal vendetta against innocent artisans. See the difference now? Good!

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Do you need directions?

Ok, U-Boat is confused! It is quite sad. She thinks she is on a place called Bonanza. Let's help her figure this out. I mean, not everyone KNOWS where they are selling and running their business right?

Ok, here is some help U-Boat...

BONANZLE: An on-line selling venue

BONANZA: A somewhat comical western TV series that played from 1959 to 1973

Now, if U-Boat wants to ride around on horses with the Cartwright's that's fine with me. But if she wants to sell her supposed "handmade" beads, then she may want to head on over to BONANZLE.

Or maybe she really does love the old TV series Bonanza and had to write that in her profile to let everyone know. I mean, that WOULD explain it right U-Boat ;)

Ah, just admit it... You have no clue what you are doing and could not find your way out of a paper bag even if you tried.

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The U-Boat has beaten the horse...

Kicked off and banned from the main on-line selling venues like Etsy, E-Bay, and Artfire, poor U-Boat has been left to float aimlessly in the waters of places like Bonanzle to sell her fraudulent items. Some of her buyers may be upset to know they paid good money for items that were NOT made by her, but rather by amazingly talented artists that she is now slandering on her fraud blog. These are the ones with the talent and moral worth, not this rust bucket of a U-Boat.

So how many times must a dead horse be beaten? U-Boat seems to think there is no limit. I feel sorry for the horse! Yet she keeps flogging it with horrible grammar, bad spelling, big bold letters, and the copy & paste feature.
As she works up a sweat from her tireless days of Twittering nonsense, writing up fake "fraud watch" articles, buying others goods to sell and listing these items as her own, one can only appreciate the tireless effort she puts into her business...

But wait... I don't see any cookies! Doesn't she own a bakery? There are no updates on that blog, or her shop's site. Seems U-Boat has put all her energy into beating this dead horse!

U-Boat, when are you going to get it? Are you waiting for your meds to be delivered so you can think clearly? Shouldn't you be putting all this time and effort into your little cookie biz? I mean, personally I would! But hey, that's just me thinking that this kind of energy should be used for building a solid business instead of running in circles like a complete idiot waiting to have a summons delivered by a stern bailiff for multiple defamation suits.

U-Boat, the more you do the more I am in awe of your absolute stupidity! I never thought someone could be THIS stupid, but apparently I was mistaken. I mean, the proof of your stupidity is everywhere now and you can't even see that. Talk about having blinders on.

But I guess after reading your stuff I can see you were not too bright to begin with. I mean you couldn't hack it as an artist so you had to take credit for others work. You can't spell or write worth a damn (I've seen 10 year olds with a better grasp of the English language). And you somehow think that all this slander is a good idea. I get it now... You just couldn't succeed in life as an artist so instead of getting a job at McDonald's to gain some self-worth you chose this route. Bravo! When you feel like crap, make others feel like crap too right? How sad!

Stop beating the horse U-Boat... It's beginning to stink!
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Could this be the U-Boat? Let's decide...

Here we have a lovely screenshot of this "Kendrasshop" Twitterings to date. (If you click it you'll be able to read it).

Ah, Twitter! A place where you can connect with friends, share interesting information, or spam a community with insane rantings.

So lets see... She first pretends not to know how to use Twitter. Very good technique! We would NEVER have thought this is the same person as U-Boat. What a smart tactic she learned! And all on her own too. WOW! (Insert sarcasm here when ever you are ready, I'll wait).

Then she explodes out of the Twitter gates with spammy info on these "fraudulent sellers". So I guess this "Kendrasshop" learned fast about how to use Twitter hmmm? She is a flipping rocket scientist! But apparently she has not hear of Spam and how it kinda, just kinda, pisses people off and gets accounts closed.

Then the shocking news comes! Wow!! She had NO IDEA about this "fraud blog" or about all these "fraudulent" artists. She keeps Tweeting it like she has found the cure for cancer. It is the best find since sliced bread! Gee, what would we do without this ground-breaking information? Thank you "anonymous lady" for keeping the world informed about these horrible tax evading miscrients! I will lock my doors at night for fear that they may come after me with bead torches and dichronic glass. YIKES!! Some may even be weilding deadly handmade bath and beauty products! The humanity of it all!

So is this the U-Boat again? Do you THINK that this may be her again? I mean, come on. Only an IDIOT would make this looks so obvious. Maybe this "Kendrasshop" person really is a concerned citizen looking out for the well-being of mankind...

... And maybe I am the queen of UisATwatTNut Land where pigs fly and chickens smoke cigars!

Yep! That's really what it is right?
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A Poem for U-Boat!

A Tribute to U-Boat

Oh my dear deranged U-Boat
Are your little voices back?
Is it sheer stupidity
Or brain cells you lack?

You know your brain needs oxygen
So get your head out of your ass!
Your brain cells are dying
from all that toxic gas!

Were you dropped on your head
When you were a wee little one?
That could explain your issues
And why you think this is somehow fun.

Did you know that tiny slugs
Have way more brains than you?
I believe that plus I wrote it
So it must really be true!

You smell like stinky fish bait
Your cookies truly suck!
I'd rather hug a rabid dog
Or even eat pig muck!

I'd love to pelt you with cookies
And poke you with a stick!
You truly have no idea
How many people you make sick!

So U-Boat here's to you
Keep up with your campaign.
And when Karma kicks your dumb ass
I'll pop open the champaign!

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U-Boat off Twitter's Port Bow!

We know the U-Boat has had many sightings on Twitter. So far we have been able to blow them out of the water. Unfortunately she is a persistent thing and keeps coming back! Her latest Twitter page where she slanders people and spam's the community is:

http://twitter.com/Kendrasshop

You'd think she'd give-up and just focus her energy on other things, like maybe her own BUSINESS? I mean look at all the effort and time she has put into slandering innocent artisans! If she just focused that energy into her business she'd be a great success. But unfortunately for her she has chosen to waste her time and efforts on a pathetic and stupid vendetta.

U-Boat, don;t you see how stupid you are? Put your talents to doing good, rather than ruining your reputation and increasing your chances for needing more medication! But I guess if you were smart enough to realize this then none of this mess would have started would it?

Now you are up to your nose in stinky crap aren't you? You have dug so deep that your only option is to keep digging right? Here, let me give you a shovel so you can dig yourself all the way to China.

The problem with you, U-Boat, is you just don't get it. You are so consumed by hate that you can't see what damage you've done to yourself. You had a good name, a good business, and good customers at your little "licenced and inspected" bakery. Now with all your stupidity you have managed to smear your own name all over! So many people now know who you are and what you have done. Is that what you set out to do? Did you want to be known as the stupid and insane woman? Well, if so, I congratulate you on a job very well done! You are now infamous! Hooray for the U-Boat!!

And talk about asking for a law suit, or even to be arrested with the massive slander campaigns you have been launching! Oh U-Boat! You just are so stupid it makes me cry :( I need a moment...

So here's to you, U-Boat! You did it!! You have succeeded in looking like a complete idiot in need of real psychiatric care. Speaking of which, you should really seek out! I think it's time you took some happy pills, don't you?

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