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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The U-Boat has beaten the horse...


Kicked off and banned from the main on-line selling venues like Etsy, E-Bay, and Artfire, poor U-Boat has been left to float aimlessly in the waters of places like Bonanzle to sell her fraudulent items. Some of her buyers may be upset to know they paid good money for items that were NOT made by her, but rather by amazingly talented artists that she is now slandering on her fraud blog. These are the ones with the talent and moral worth, not this rust bucket of a U-Boat.

So how many times must a dead horse be beaten? U-Boat seems to think there is no limit. I feel sorry for the horse! Yet she keeps flogging it with horrible grammar, bad spelling, big bold letters, and the copy & paste feature.
As she works up a sweat from her tireless days of Twittering nonsense, writing up fake "fraud watch" articles, buying others goods to sell and listing these items as her own, one can only appreciate the tireless effort she puts into her business...

But wait... I don't see any cookies! Doesn't she own a bakery? There are no updates on that blog, or her shop's site. Seems U-Boat has put all her energy into beating this dead horse!

U-Boat, when are you going to get it? Are you waiting for your meds to be delivered so you can think clearly? Shouldn't you be putting all this time and effort into your little cookie biz? I mean, personally I would! But hey, that's just me thinking that this kind of energy should be used for building a solid business instead of running in circles like a complete idiot waiting to have a summons delivered by a stern bailiff for multiple defamation suits.

U-Boat, the more you do the more I am in awe of your absolute stupidity! I never thought someone could be THIS stupid, but apparently I was mistaken. I mean, the proof of your stupidity is everywhere now and you can't even see that. Talk about having blinders on.

But I guess after reading your stuff I can see you were not too bright to begin with. I mean you couldn't hack it as an artist so you had to take credit for others work. You can't spell or write worth a damn (I've seen 10 year olds with a better grasp of the English language). And you somehow think that all this slander is a good idea. I get it now... You just couldn't succeed in life as an artist so instead of getting a job at McDonald's to gain some self-worth you chose this route. Bravo! When you feel like crap, make others feel like crap too right? How sad!

Stop beating the horse U-Boat... It's beginning to stink!
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