A Poem for U-Boat!

A Tribute to U-Boat

Oh my dear deranged U-Boat
Are your little voices back?
Is it sheer stupidity
Or brain cells you lack?

You know your brain needs oxygen
So get your head out of your ass!
Your brain cells are dying
from all that toxic gas!

Were you dropped on your head
When you were a wee little one?
That could explain your issues
And why you think this is somehow fun.

Did you know that tiny slugs
Have way more brains than you?
I believe that plus I wrote it
So it must really be true!

You smell like stinky fish bait
Your cookies truly suck!
I'd rather hug a rabid dog
Or even eat pig muck!

I'd love to pelt you with cookies
And poke you with a stick!
You truly have no idea
How many people you make sick!

So U-Boat here's to you
Keep up with your campaign.
And when Karma kicks your dumb ass
I'll pop open the champaign!

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